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Latest hansi ke chutkule in hindi : Aashiqui Chutkule | Hasi ke joke

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Latest hansi ke chutkule in hindi : Aashiqui Chutkule | Hasi ke joke |chutkule acche acche

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Latest hansi ke chutkule in hindi : Aashiqui Chutkule | Hasi ke joke


Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu.


Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye 'Alpenlibe' Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:Aur Shadisuda k Liye 'Cloromint' Dubara Mat Puchna.


Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!!


Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.


Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI.


1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga to ladki ne kaha kal dungi Next day ladki apne sath bachha lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?Dil to bachha he ji.

Latest hansi ke chutkule in hindi : Aashiqui Chutkule | Hasi ke joke

Woman to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate- Why? Only last week you got the divorce. Woman: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!


She is just a .....Pronoun ??Is se zyada to great story writer Shakespear bhi aurat ko nahi jaan saka.


Tuhar sms jab awat hai Hamar rom rom khil jawat hai Badan ma gudgudi howat hai Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi hai Sasura hamar vibrator on rahat hai…


Dunia me subse himmat wala mard kaun hai Dhobi qki wo kisi bhi ghar jakr kehta hai saheb madam se kehna kapde nikal k rakhe, mai ata hu..

Jyotishi ladke ka hath dekh kr bola:'beta tum bahut padhoge'Ladka :'saale, padh to mai 3 saal se raha hu,tu ye bata paas kb hounga...?'.



Bikari: bhagwan k nam pe kuch de do Engineer: le meri B.tech ki degre rakh le Bikari: nhi chaiye tujhe chaiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le...


Chote log Paise ki baat karte hain,Bade log time ki baat karte hain,Mahan log baat hi nai karte,Woh sirf sms karte hain,Nikamma log sirf padte hain.


Sabjiwale ki Shadi hui.SUHAG RAAT ko Biwi ke upar Pani Chidkne laga..!!Wife: Kya kr rahe ho..??Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha hu..


Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit zara gaur farmeyga..Kabutar ne kr di burger pe shit Wah!wah! And u say i am loving it...

Pappu Goa gaya aur 15 din kak wapas nahi aya Pappu ki Wife ne use sms kiya-jo chij tum waha rupye se khrid sakte ho me wah yaha daan bhi kar sakti hu Pappu usi raat auroplane se wapas aa gaya...


Sunder Kamsin saali ko dekhkar Jija ko gussa jarur aata hai jab aap ke yaha Rasgulla tha to mughe Dahivada kyo pakda diya...


Putin has reportedly decided to collaborate with Rohit Shetty to launch Tata Sumos and other weapons of mass destruction into the ISIS territory.


After experiencing new facilities in 'Tejas Express', passengers now demand washing machine also..


Phone pr-are papauaa kitna Marks aayelba??pappuaa- ye marde rukye tani thana main hai baad mai batate hai Relative- Exam Top to nahi kar gaye...


Ladke ne excited hokar apni new girlfriend ko Half Girlfriend movie dekhane gaya, ladka movie enjoy karne laga Uski girlfriend bore ho rahi thi lekin usne dekha ladka movie ka Mazaa le raha hai. Gusse mai gf ne kha lo aaj se mai tumhari Full Girlfriend nahi, Zero Girlfriend hu...


Navy Officer: aap nausena(Navy Force) mein bharti hone aae hain aur aap tairna(swiming) nahin jaante? Santa: to kya hua Sir! jo vaayusena(Air Force) mein jaate hain, unako kaun sa udana aata hai? Artificial satellite ki bheed se International upagrah Hiway par laga Jaam, NASA ka aarop...


Un ladakon ko Samarpit ,,jo size zero girls ke lie paagal rahate hain?LOVE karana hai to DiL se karo,Haddiyon par to kutte bhi marate hain...


Jab pahali baar ensaan ne machhali ka shikaar kiya to Machhali ne insaan ko shaap diya ..he Insaan tu bhi ek din Net/Internet mein phansoge aur baahar na nikal paoge.aaj machhali ka shaap sach ho gaya hai...


Pappu: Papa bulet dila do.Papa: Nalayak padosan ki ladaki ko dekh bus se jaati hai.Pappu: yahi to dekha nahin jaata papaji....


Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee.Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only.Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!Man: Wow! you too made a girlfriend?Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me a begger.


Wife: My husband has swallowed his Pan card, by mistake. Plz do something immediately.Doctor: Get him to swallow his Aadhar Card, both need to be linked before I attempt anything!



Santa class me haans raha tha,Ek ladka bola : Stand UP, kaun ho tum?Santa : Tum kaun ho?Ladka : Mein monitor hu Santa : Te phir mein CPU hu!!!


Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

On first night after marriage Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.Husband : I thinK because this is your first night.Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…



Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se pehle 20 auraton ke saath so chuka hoon.Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti hogi!!!


Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli – Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa gaye hai.Pregnant Lady Boli – Mistri khali hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?

Latest Newton Love Law updated- “Love can neither be created, Nor be destroyed. Only it can be transfered from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of  money and time.

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