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Love Jokes In Hindi - पति पत्नी लव रोमांटिक जोक्स इन हिंदी फॉर व्हाट्सएप्प

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latest Love Jokes In Hindi - पति पत्नी लव रोमांटिक जोक्स इन हिंदी फॉर व्हाट्सएप्प, husband wife romantic jokes in hindi,
do ladakiyaan aapas mein baaten kar raheen thee. pahalee ladakee: aaj ke baad kisee bhee ladake par vishvaas nahin karungee. sab saale jhoothe, dhokhebaaz aur kameene hote hain. doosaree ladakee: kyon kya hua? tere boyaphrend ne tujhe kuchh kaha kya? pahalee ladakee: naam mat lo us jhoothe, dhokhebaaz ka. main to aaj ke baad usaka munh bhee nahin dekhoongee. doosaree ladakee ne hairaanee se poochha: kyon, aisa kya ho gaya? kya tumane use kisee aur ladakee ke saath pakad liya hai? pahalee ladakee: are nahin, usane mujhe mere doosare boyaphrend ke saath dekh liya. jabaki usane mujhe kal kaha tha ki vo kuchh dinon ke lie shahar se baahar ja raha hai.
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ladakee : sho gaya mera shona ? ladaka : haan 😏 ladakee : to phir raiply kaise kiya mere shone ne ? ladaka : main shone ka baap bol raha hoon.. bahooraanee so jao ab 😏 aixam hai kal tere shone ka …. agar phel ho gaya na tera shona 😡 to main tere shone ko itana maaroonga ki sone laayak nahin bachega…. samajhee

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ladaka: tum bahut khoobasoorat ho. ladakee: oh jaanoo. ladaka: tum to bilkul pariyon jaisee ho. ladakee: sach mein? ladaka: haan. ladakee: aur kya kar rahe ho abhee? ladaka: mazaak.
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ladakee – kyo ro rahe ho..?? 😱 ladaka – maine aaj tak kisee ladakee ko kiss naheen kiya..!! 😥😥😰 ladakee – ro mat…!! mujhe kiss kar le..!! 😘 aftair kiss 😘😘😘😘😘 ladakee – ab itana hans kyo rahe ho..?? , 😆😂😄😄😄 ladaka -maine aise hee ro-ro ke saare mohalle kee ladakiyon ko kiss kiya..!
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raat mein ek chor ghar mein ghusa…!! kamare ka daravaaja khola to baraamade par ek boodhee aurat so rahee thee.😴 khatapat se usakee aankh khul gaee. chor ne ghabara kar dekha to vah lete lete bolee:- beta, tum dekhane se kisee achchhe ghar ke lagate ho, lagata hai kisee pareshaanee se majaboor hokar is raaste par lag gae ho. chalo ….koee baat nahin।
alamaaree ke teesare bakse mein ek tijoree hai isamen ka saara maal tum chupachaap le jaana. magar pahale mere paas aakar baitho, mainne abhee-abhee ek khvaab dekha hai. vah sunakar jara mujhe isaka matalab to bata do. chor us boodhee aurat kee rahamadilee se bada abhibhoot hua aur chupachaap usake paas jaakar baith gaya. budhiya ne apana sapana sunaana shuru kiya:- beta, mainne dekha ki main ek registaan mein kho gai hoon. aise mein ek cheel mere paas aaee aur usane… 3 baar jor-jor se bola:- *pankaj! panqaj! pankaj!!!* bas phir khvaab khatm ho gaya aur meree aankh khul gaee. jara batao to isaka kya matalab huee? chor soch mein pad gaya. itane mein baraabar vaale kamare se budhiya ka naujavaan beta pankaj apana naam zor zor se sunakar uth gaya aur andar aakar chor kee jamakar dhunaee kar dee. budhiya bolee:- bas karo ab yah apane kie kee saja bhugat chuka. chor bola:- nahin-nahin! mujhe aur kooto, saalon! join us on: fachaibook, instagram, pintairaist taaki mujhe aage yaad rahe ki… main chor hoon, sapanon ka saudaagar nahin।
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ek ladaka klaas mein ladakee ko roj chupake chupake dekha karata tha, ek din ladaka bola- i lovai you, ladakee- agar main bhee i lovai you boloon, to tumako kaisa lagega? ladaka- jaanam, main to khushee se mar jaoonga, ladakee badee chaalaak nikalee, tirachhee najar ghuma ke bolee- ja nahin bolatee, jee le apanee jindagee ---------- log kahate hai sahelee aur havelee aasaanee se nahee banatee………! ham kahate hai bande me dam hona chaahie— sahelee phon pe aur havelee lon pe ban hee jaatee hai……..
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patnee: kahaan par ho…??? pati: achchidaint ho gaya hai…. hospital ja raha hoon,, patnee: dhyaan dena….. tifin tedha na ho jaayen varana daal gir jaayegee... ------------------------------------------------- patnee – ajee sunate ho , tumako ophis kee fikr hai ghar kee koee fikr hee nahin pati – kya hua ? patnee – lagata hai hamaaree betee ne baahar kisee se seting kar lee hai pati – tumako kaise pata ? patnee – aaj kal mobail richaarj ke paise hee nahin maangatee hai …. pati behosh
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pati dev behad dubale the. patnee dev jaroorat se jyaada motee theen. ek raat jab donon so rahe the patnee ne karavat badalee aur ek pair pati ke pair par rakh diya. pati kee to jaan hee nikal gaee. usane patnee ko jagaakar kaha- joohee! ghut-ghutakar marana achchha hai? ya achaanak marana? patnee ne neend mein kunamun karate hue kaha- achaanak marana achchha hai. pati ne praarthana kee- to aisa karo, apana doosara pair bhee mere oopar rakh do.
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arz kiya hai..lich vaale bhee gajab dhaate hain…vaah vaah …lich vaale bhee gajab dhaate hain… doosaron kee beeviyon ke paas ghanton baithakar, unhen unake pati kee maut ke phaayade samajhaate hain....

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patnee : kyo jee, aata kahaan pisavaaya aapane ? pati ( sahamakar) : hamesha vaalee jagah par. patnee : to gehoon dekar kaha sair sapaata karane chale honge ? pati : kaheen to nahin gaya, vaheen rooka tha patnee : dhyaan kahaan rahata hai aap ka.. aatee jaatee auraton ko dekhate honge , khoob jaanatee hoon aapako pati ( ab pooree tarah ghabara gaya) : sach mein vahee saamane khade hokar aata pisavaaya patnee : jhooth mat bolo, poora dhyaan vhaatsep mein hoga bahut dinon se notai kar rahee hoon ghar ke kaam mein aapaka bilkul dhyaan nahin rahata pati : nahin, aisa kuchh bhee nahin, batao to hua kya ? patnee : rotiyaan jal kaise gaee phir..???
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dopahar kee chaay ke saath patnee bahut saaree taibalets lekar aaee….. patnee : ye lo chaay ke saath kolpol khaalo patee: nahee mujhe bukhaar nahee hai patnee: to daijeen le lo patee: nahee mujhe gais bhee nahee hai patnee: to phir pudeenahara le lo patee: nahee mera pet bhee theek hai patnee: lo kombiphlem haath pair dukhana band ho jaega. patee: are kamaal karatee ho mujhe kuchh nahee hua hai main ekadam theek hu tandurust hu patnee: to phataaphat utho deevaalee kee khareedaaree karane chalate hai
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hava kee lahar banakar, too meree khidakee na khatakhata. main band kamare mein baitha hoon…. toophaan se sata . . . . yahaan kavi garlaphraind ko bata raha hai mis kaaail mat dena, beevee paas baithee hai.

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