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funny Santa Banta Jokes : Latest  Santa Banta Jokes | New Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa (Santa) - Doctor sir 2 years ago I had a fever.
Doctor - So what now?
Santa (Santa) - You had refused to take a bath, today I was passing by, so I thought I would ask .. "Now take a bath?"

funny Santa Banta Jokes : Latest  Santa Banta Jokes | New Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa: - Today, I want to kiss Alia Bhatt again.
Banta: - What ?????? What have you done to Aaliya before?
Santa: - No, even before once did heart!

santa :-aaj phir mujhe aaliya bhatt ko kis karane ko dil kar raha hai . banta:-kya ??????tum aaliya ko pahale kis kar chuke ho? santa:- nahin, ek baar pahale bhee dil kiya tha
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Santa was hanging upside down on the tree, Banta asked - what happened? Santa - Nothing, have taken a headache pill, do not go anywhere in the stomach. !!!


santa ped par ulte latake hue tha, banta ne poochha – kya ho gaya? santa- kuchh nahin, sir dard kee golee khaee hai, kaheen pet mein na chalee jae.!!!

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Santa: This morning a cat bites my way Banta: Then? Santa: Then what happened to that cat's accident? … .. fuckin mess with us

santa : aaj subah ek billee ne mera raasta kaat diya banta : phir ? santa : phir kya aage jaakar us billee ka ekseedent ho gaya. ….. saala hamase panga

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When Santa went to take a job in a mobile company, he was banished after answering the question in advance! Question: Which is the largest network? Santa: Cartoon Network!

santa mobail kampanee mein naukaree lene gaya to pahale hee savaal ka javaab dene par usako bhaga diya gaya! savaal: sabase bada netavark kaun sa hai?

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Santa went to the store to pick
up his underwear. The shopkeeper showed him underwear of Rs 300. Hearing the money, Santa said: Show your daily wear, do not need partywear.

santa andaraviyar lene dukaan par gaya. dukaanadaar ne use 300 roopaye ka andaraviyar dikhaaya. paise sunakar santa bola: yaar roj pahanane vaala dikhao,paarteeviyar nahin chaahie.

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Beggar: Baba is a question of 5 rupees! Santa: Ask, maybe I know. Beggar: Faint… ..santa rocks….

bhikhaaree: 5 rupe ka savaal hai baaba ! santa: poochho, shaayad mujhe aata ho. bhikhaaree: behosh …..santa rochks….

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ek ladakee apane hone vaale mangetar ko apane mammee paapa se milaane ke lie ghar lekar aayee, khaana khaane ke baad ladakee kee maan ne apane pati se kaha,"kuchh ladake ke baare mein pata karo." ladakee ke pita ne ladake ko akele mein bulaaya aur usase baatacheet karane lage. ladakee ke pita ne poochha, "to tumhaara plaan kya hai?" ladaka: main risarch skolar hoon!! "risarch skolar bahut achchhe to tum meree betee ko ek sundar sa ghar kaise de paoge jisakee use aadat hai?", ladakee ke pita ne poochha. ladaka: main padhaee karoonga aur bhagavaan hamaaree madad karenge. ladakee ka pita: aur tum kis tarah usake lie sagaee ki angoothee khareedoge jisake yogy vo hai? "main aur jyaada dhyaan se padhaee karoonga baaki bhagavaan hamaaree madad karenge", ladake ne kaha. "aur bachche unhen kaise paaloge?", ladakee ke pita ne kaha. ladaka:chinta mat keejiye sar bhagavaan koee na koee raasta nikaal hee lega. aur har baar jitanee baar ladakee ke pita ne kuchh bhee poochha, to ladake ne kaha ki koee na koee raasta bhagavaan nikaal hee lega. baad mein ladakee kee maan ne ladakee ke pita se kaha, " ye sab kaise hoga jee?" ladakee ke pita ne kaha, "pata nahin, usake paas na koee naukaree hai na koee plaan par achchhee khabar ye hai ki vo mujhe bhagavaan samajh raha hai."

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doston aaj ham ek ajeeb praanee ke baare mein padhenge, is jeev ka naam hai beevee. yah aksar rasoee aur teevee ke saamane paee jaatee hai. inaka paushtik aahaar hai pati ka bheja. ye paanee kam khoon jyaada peetee hai. inhen aksar naaraaz hone ka naatak karate hue dekha jaata hai. is praanee ka sabase khataranaak hathiyaar hai rona aur imoshanal blaikamel karana. usake sampark mein rahane se tenshan naam kee beemaaree ho sakatee he, jisaka koee ilaaz nahin. bas inase saavadhaan rahana! "akhil bhaarateey kunvaara sangh dvaara janahit mein jaaree."

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bada antar! ladakee ka phesabuk pe stetas - vo bevapha nikala. kaments ladakon ke: 1. diar, vo aapake laayak tha hee nahin. 2. tum kahaan vo saala bandar kahaan. 3. hamane to pahale hee kaha, sab mere jaise nahin hote. 4. kabhee hamen ajama ke dekho, pata chalega bharosa kya hai. 5. jo bhee hua achchha hee hua, chinta mat karo jaanoo. ladake ka phesabuk pe stetas - vo bevapha nikalee. kaments najadeekee doston ke: 1. saale, teree shakal hee gadhe jaisee hai. 2. tere se bas aaj tak koee patee hai? 3. tujh jaiso se bhee ladakee pategee. 4. usase teree naamardee ka pata chal gaya hoga. 5. tere se kuchh nahin hoga bachche, chal ab usaka nambar mujhe de.

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