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Top Funny WhatsApp Status

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Top Funny WhatsApp Status

  • A wife stands nude in front of her husband & says ‘I look horrible,I’m fat & ugly pay me a compliment.He replies ‘Your eyesight is perfect.
  • I wanna hug you and feel everything.
  • Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
  • Why God, why? Why beautiful girls don’t have brains!
  • His I.Q. is so low you can’t test it. You have to dig for it.
  • He saw me without problems,He created YOU.
  • I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
  • I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
  • If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  • Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones.
  • A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
  • When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
  • After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
  • I’d explain it to you but I’m afraid your head might explode.
  • I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.


Very Nice collection of quotes. I am looking for some selfie captions for Instagram.

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